Yoruba Proverbs..

I love African proverbs and I always feel disappointed if I cant use them in just about every sentence I utter. Here's one of my fave Yoruba ones; 'nigba ara l'a bu'ra, enikan e'e bu sango l'erun'. Literal translation? 'There's a time for everything therefore no matter how hard he's invoked, the god of thunder never answers anyone during the dry season'. Lets hear yours people!

Why and why?!

When you're single, people ask about a boyfriend. When you have a fiance, they ask about a wedding. When you get married, they ask when will you have a baby? When you have 1 child, they ask when is the little brother or sister coming? When you have another one they ask, why are you having all these children? When they see you unhappy, they ask, why are you staying married to this man? When you get divorced, they ask why? If you move on, they ask why so quickly? People will NEVER STOP ASKING & TALKING... So, live your life, be happy!

Churches, donations, schools and their congregation!

‎- BOWEN UNIVERSITY
....N650,000 a semester.

- COVENANT UNIVERSITY
....N640,000 a semester.
...
- BENSON IDAHOSA
...N500,000 a semester.

- BABCOCK UNIVERSITY
....N450,000 a semester.

- REDEEMERS UNIVERSITY
....N450,000 a semester.

- AJAYI CROWDER UNIVERSITY
.....N350,000 a semester.

- MADONNA UNIVERSITY 350,000 a semester

ALL OF THESE UNIVERSITIES WERE BUILT FROM TITHES AND OFFERINGS OF THE COMMON PEOPLE WHO NOW CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND THEIR CHILDREN THERE.
Where is the morals of the church gone? These schools were all built by the sweat of the church members who kept sowing seeds, special offering seeds, first fruit seed, redemption seed, thanks giving seed, harvest seed, tithes, pastors birthday seed, church building seed, evangelism seed, fathers day seed, mothers day seed, children day seed,pastors cake seed,olive oil seed, etc. These schools are now elite schools, only for the rich politician children. The gainers then use the proceeds to buy private plane and jets to fly up high in luxury while their members sleep hungry and the next Sunday, they will read Malachi 3:6-12

Jokes: Job Interview

At the end of a job interview, the Human Resource manager asked the young engineer(fresh graduate) how much his considering for a start up salary.

The young interviewee said,

"30 Million naira per annum with other packages".
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The interviewer replied:

''Well, what will you say to a package of 40 Million naira per annum, 6wks paid vacation with 1st class ticket to anywhere of your choice, full medical and dental costs, final salary pension and top of d Range Rover official car, a driver, changed every 2yrs?''.

The Young Engineer sat straight up and said: ''oga na joke?''

The interviewer replied: Yes na, but na you start am!